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Celebrity Wedding - Pamela Anderson's
Dogs Yes, that's right.
Pamela Anderson had a formal
wedding for her two dogs –
golden retriever Star and Chihuahua
Luca married on the beach in
front of about 20 invited guests,
complete with reception and
lavish wedding presents. A beautiful
commitment ceremony between
Pamela Anderson's two dogs was
rudely interrupted when Ali
G. star Sacha Baron Cohen--who
is engaged to Wedding Crashers
actress Isla Fisher--arrived
uninvited at the event.
Pamela Anderson's two canine
companions were about to pledge
their undying devotion on a
sunny Malibu beach last Wednesday,
August 17, when a strange sea-craft
was sighted just offshore. Chihuahua
Luca, golden retriever Star,
and gathered friends and loved
ones eyed the vessel with suspicion
until Sacha Baron Cohen emerged
from the surf astride an inflatable
turtle, calling to mind the
frothy romance of Botticelli's
"The Birth of Venus."
Cohen, in character as Kazakhstani
TV reporter Borat, wore shorts
with a leather jacket and cap
and brandished a white keytar.
Once ashore, the oft-reviled
comedian sprinted toward Anderson
and felled her with a perfectly
executed rugby tackle, causing
her to drop the beloved Luca.
The Stacked actress struggled
to her feet and brushed sand
off of her long white gown as
her loyal bodyguards seized
the interloper, dragged him
back to the shore, and dunked
him in the hungry waves. The
wedding party quickly composed
itself, and the ceremony continued
without further incident.
This disturbance was just the
latest in a string of ill-received
pranks orchestrated by Da Ali
G. Show's Cohen, whose fame
has made it increasingly difficult
for him to avoid being recognized
while "working." Early
this year, Cohen (as Borat)
was booted from a rodeo in Salem,
Virginia, after he butchered
the national anthem, made disturbingly
violent antiterrorist statements,
and suggested that President
George W. Bush drink the blood
of "every man, woman, and
child" killed in Iraq.
Last month, "Borat"
dined at a Mississippi plantation
house on the pretense of learning
about Southern culture, but
implied that his host's family
was racist and supportive of
slavery.
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